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1. (black friday) (6313↑, 1282↓)
The day after Thanksgiving, when stores decide to open at the asscrack of dawn to start Christmas sales. Most people fall for this ploy and wake up at 4am to fight other mothers for cheap presents.

Guy1: Hey, are you going to do [black friday]? Guy2: Fuck no, man, do I want to get trampled by a crowd of people trying to buy a cheap Xbox?

2. (black friday) (672↑, 198↓)
The day after Thanksgiving in the U.S. It's traditionally the busiest shopping day of the year (and sometimes considered to be the beginning of the Christmas season). A.K.A.: Green Friday

"I'm holding out on buying my Christmas gifts this year until black friday rolls around, so I can get the best deals."

3. (black friday) (581↑, 139↓)
the day when all you fucking [consumers] make my life as a salesmen a living hell. middle aged mothers have been known to kill to get the last of an item

Dude, i dont wanna work black friday, last wear some bitch game me a black eye.

4. (Black Friday) (431↑, 112↓)
The name for the day after Thanksgiving. It is named this way because it is supposed to be the day where companies move from deficits to profits for the year, i.e. in a checkbook, going from the red to the black.

Store Executive: We'll have a ton of Black Friday sales to help our company make up for lackluster sales these past 11 months.

5. (black friday) (335↑, 153↓)
should be renamed "black eye friday" due to the fact that thousands of americans forget the spirit of the holiday season by trampling ppl and giving black eyes while buyin stupid gifts that you didnt even mean to buy from stores who purposely hold sales the same day as everybody else. yet another example of how greedy americans are.

a word of advice: there is this wonderous object called a "computer" and an even more wonderful thing called "the internet". you can do all of your holiday shopping online and the best thing is is that if you order over 100$, shippings free\! follow these tips and you will save yourself a pint of blood on each black friday.

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6. (black friday) (160↑, 62↓)
A holy day of obligation in the Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Don't believe that BS about black friday being named after accountants' black ink. (wtf?) The love of money is the root of all evil. Black symbolizes evil, the true reason for the name.

7. (Black Friday) (127↑, 37↓)
The Friday following [Thanksgiving]. Stores have incredibly low prices for a few hours inciting mass hysteria, death, car crashes, and lost children so you can get 8 DVD players for the price of 3.

Joe: Wanna go check out Target tomorrow? Zach: No way, man, it's Black Friday.

8. (black friday) (125↑, 57↓)
The day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the first day of the Christmas season and the busiest shopping day of the year. Called "Black Friday" because of the massive profits retailers rake in, recording them in black as opposed to red which denotes losses.

"I'm going shopping at 10 this morning" "It's black friday, everything will already be gone\!"

9. (Black Friday) (42↑, 6↓)
The day the music died (officially) Friday, March 11, 2011 With the release of the youtube hit "Friday" by Rebecca Black, marks the low point of popular music. This song makes Justin Bieber sound like Jimi Hendrix. A girl is faced with the universally-relevant, ethical dilemma of which seat she should take as her underage friends drive her around, ditching school, to go to a "party," all while expressing a great appreciation for the day of Friday, reminding her listeners the days preceding and following Friday each week.

"I haven't been on youtube since [Black Friday]"- Person 1 "Wow, I haven't been on youtube since i saw the music video to that song "Friday"' Person 2 "thats what I said" Person 1

10. (black friday) (105↑, 76↓)
when a friday falls on the 13th of the month is thought to be unlucky and is associated with witches, dark spirits and back cats as many unlucky things happen on this day as any other day of the year although we believe more occur because we are looking out for every little piece of "bad luck"

"its black friday you know, thats unlucky. hope nothing bad happens"

11. (black friday) (75↑, 47↓)
The friday your check doesnt come

My weekend is fucked up because it's fuckin black friday\!Damn\!

12. (Black Friday) (57↑, 31↓)
It's the day after Thanksgiving where everyone acts like Black people.

Jim: That guy just punched me flat on my ass for my radio. Bob: It's because it's black friday.

13. (Black Friday) (39↑, 14↓)
The first friday after Black Ops release. The first time nerds get to stay up all night playing call of duty.

A: Dude are you ready for Black Friday? B: Hell yea I've got my BFC monster and 120 pizza rolls\! A: BEST NIGHT EVAARRRR\!

14. (Black Friday) (38↑, 17↓)
The rare occasion that Martin Luther King Day lands on a Friday.

Dude, it's black friday, duh

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15. (black friday) (61↑, 45↓)
The day after Thanksgiving when the holidy/christmas shopping season starts. It is called Black Friday because it is on Friday and traditionally the day that retailers finances go in the black, i.e., become profitable. In the red, on other other hand, implies that a company is operating at a loss, i.e. unprofitable.

A sharp rise in profits from holiday sales pushed the firm in the black which is typically referred to as Black Friday in the retailing world.

16. (Black Friday) (22↑, 10↓)
1. The number one cause of death in the US. 2. The reason why most people hate America.

2. America? Fuck no, they have Black Friday\!

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17. (Black Friday) (24↑, 14↓)
A Deathmetal band based out of Troy PA/Elmira NY.

Person 1 "Are you going to the show this weekend?" Person 2 "Of course I am. Black Friday is on the bill".

18. (black friday) (40↑, 30↓)
in the US; the day after thanksgiving in which crazy bitches get up at the ASS CRACK OF DAWN to go out and get like five dollars off one single item.

Woman to friend: Are you going out shopping tomorrow on black friday? Friend: HELL NO\! I ain't waking up at four am in the fucking morning to get five god damn dollars off an PS3\!

19. (Black Friday) (16↑, 7↓)
Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.

HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?\! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY\! *slips on a banana peel and gets trampled to death*

20. (Black Friday) (26↑, 17↓)
Another holiday for black people. Black history month wasn't enough so we gave flava flav a day to reflect.

George: What are you gonna do on black friday? T-bone: Pay my respect to my brothas.

21. (Black Friday) (14↑, 7↓)
The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player. The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM. The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section. Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day. If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone. And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want. As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days. And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.

Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.

22. (Black Friday) (15↑, 10↓)
A disease that hits millions of Americans the day after Thanksgiving. It causes people to fight over objects and to trample innocent bystanders.

I've got a bad case of Black Friday this year.

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23. (black friday) (44↑, 39↓)
The day after Thanksgiving when people who are dumber than shit wait in line for 3 hours at stores to save $5. These are the same fucking morons who think that all places except stores should close on this day, even though it is NOT a holiday.

It's Black Friday. Except for work, I'm not leaving the house. Can't stand idiots\!

24. (Black Friday) (7↑, 3↓)
The day after [Thanksgiving] and official start of the [Christmas] shopping season. When stores open anytime in between [midnight] and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.

I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.

25. (Black Friday) (2↑, 0↓)
The day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards.

I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday.

26. (Black Friday) (27↑, 25↓)
The day after Thanksgiving. Known as Black Friday because even white people will steal from stores as if they were hood ass black people.

Did you see that lil white boy stealin' all the shit from the mall? He was actin' like it was Black Friday.

27. (Black Friday) (1↑, 0↓)
The day bitches go crazy at Walmart for 3 dollar waffle makers.

*on Black Friday* Walmart employee: *opens doors* People in line: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\!ASDFGHJKLLLL\!

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28. (black friday) (41↑, 43↓)
The day after thanksgiving, when stores hold major sales and go out of the red and into the black.

a: whats up with black friday? b: it's when stores can get out of bankruptcy

29. (Black Friday) (25↑, 28↓)
The Friday that comes once in every girls' life, in which she MUST decide on which seat in her friend's car should she take. Will she be kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat for the rest of her life? On this day, partying, and fun fun fun fun must be had. Some girls are even rumored to have an epiphany--realizing that Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Rebecca woke up to Black Friday, so she had a bowl of cereal and missed the bus to do some partyin' partyin' (Yeah\!).

30. (Black Friday) (0↑, 4↓)
When all the black people go out to buy stuff at a cheaper price.

White man: DAMNIT its black friday. Damn these black people. Black Man: Hunny lets go get some condoms at a cheaper price\!

31. (black friday) (24↑, 32↓)
Traditionally the day after Thanksgiving where most consumers start their holiday shopping. Many (if not all) retail outlets offer sales to bring in said customers. It is called 'black' friday because it is considered the 'official' start of the holiday shopping season, much like Black Tuesday was the start of the Depression (1929 Stock Market Crash). In addition, the 'black' also refers to when paper ledgers were still used, black ink referred to profit. Although Black Friday is the day where the highest volume of consumer traffic is seen, it does not carry the highest volume of sales. Usually this day is Christmas Eve or the last Saturday before Christmas. Recently some retail outlets have begun referring to Black Friday as Green Friday, to curb the common association of the color black to something of bad or negative nature.

"Yo did you check out the deals for Black Friday?"

32. (black friday) (6↑, 15↓)
add Rebecca to the beginning of this word, and you get a total disgrace to music.

Whatever you do, do NOT type the following in the youtube search bar: rebecca black friday

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33. (black friday) (24↑, 38↓)
in the united kindom it is the last friday before christmas when everyone gets amazingly drunk. the cops are given higher powers to deal with this situation.

aye, its black friday. lets go down to mickey's pub and get smashed.

34. (Black Friday) (10↑, 25↓)
everyday of the year if you're smart enough

God, those stupid so-called Black Friday deals are available everyday. Whats up with ppl who can't take a look outside retail mall stores? Who wait on huge lines for literally days when you can get the same deals online?

35. (Black Friday) (10↑, 28↓)
A day stores use as an excuse to have crazy sales and open extreamly early that can result in anger, frustration, physical harm, and even death to customers and employees of said stores

The police were called when a Black Friday sale cased riots between customers

36. (black friday) (21↑, 39↓)
The day after Thanksgiving in the US, and typially considered the busiest shopping day of the year. The term "black" is said to come from a large number companies that don't generate profits until that Friday, when they swing from the red into the black.

Disney exec: If we don't boost sales, we'll stay in the red and lose our bonuses\! Other VPs: don't worry, the day after thanksgiving we'll sell enough crap to get into the black. exec: Thank God for Black Friday\!

37. (black friday) (7↑, 26↓)
The day after Thanksgiving, on which thousands of people flock to the stores like lemmings, risking getting trampled just to save a few dollars even though they have a whole month to do their Christmas shopping. Also of note: retailers sometimes understock the shelves to create an illusion of scarcity. That "last item in the store" that you just bought was probably one of many "last items" sitting in the store room.

Black Friday makes complete nuts out the sanest people; mothers will kill each other just to get a doll for little Suzie.

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38. (Black Friday) (12↑, 31↓)
Day when American Christmas shoppers wait outside [Wal-mart] for days, just to get the best price. Sometimes leads to the trampling/stomping of Wal-mart employees

Jim: I can't wait to go shopping\! I'm gonna get all my stuff on Black Friday\! Tim: Why would you wake up at an ungodly hour to go shopping? Jim: ...Shut it...

39. (black friday) (10↑, 29↓)
1. The craziest shopping day, and the highest store revenue day of the year. 2. The friday after [Thanksgiving] traditionally used an economic indicator of America's economy.

1. Hey, I almost got hung because I grabbed the last [Xbox 360]\! 2. Business teacher: This friday is black friday and we will see how this economy is REALLY doing.

40. (Black Friday) (7↑, 27↓)
The craziest day for people in the retail industry. Traditionally stores have a huge sale the day after Thanksgiving where they open their stores at five in the f*****g morning, and people line up outside the store doors to the end of the country for some sort of savings. People have actually been killed on Black Friday... how f****d up is that? It's just another one of the embarrassments of the human race. Consumers have a love/hate relationship with it, people, who work in stores hate it, and corporate owners of store franchises love it because their yearly profits go up. Black Friday got it's name because the stores profits go from being in the "red zone" to the "black zone." This day and the Christmas season (month of December) is used to make up for the 11 months of lost sales.

Executive: "Sir our Black Friday sales for Walmart are at an all time high this year." Walmart President: "Good, good. Yes I see those morons on the television killing each other to buy their Tickle-Me-Elmo dolls. Our plans to run out small business and rule the world are beginning to succeed. Gentlemen\! Let us raise our glasses in a toast to evil." :)

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41. (Black Friday) (3↑, 24↓)
The day designated for partyin, partyin (yeah) and having fun, fun, fun, fun. Usually started at 7am with cereal and an internal melodic monologue weighing the benefits of front and back seat riding. Car rides with other make-up wearing, mole covering adolescent friends regularly occur. Black Friday also signifies tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes after...wards. Gotta get down on Friday. The name originates from the accomplished singer/songwriter Rebecca Black.

Bartholomew: What are your plans this weekend, pal? Tad: I think I'm going to start with a Black Friday. Bartholomew: Gotta get down on Black Friday.

42. (black friday) (15↑, 37↓)
the Friday after thanksgiving where all the stores have sales so huge, that black people can afford them.

did u see that nigger walkin out with that flat screen? (friend) oh yeah, it definatly must be black friday.

43. (black friday) (4↑, 27↓)
When all you hear on friday is an endless onslaught of [rebecca black] jokes, and it drives you insane, that is a black friday.

bob: how was your day? did you have a good friday? keith: no it was terrible. i had a black friday

44. (Black Friday) (12↑, 36↓)
The Friday after Thanksgiving in which the American retail industry booms as the Holiday shopping season "officially" starts. It is marked by extended store hours, and consumer competetition in order to take advantage of the numerous discounts and specials. The name comes from the fact that many businesses make gains for their yearly profits, putting it in the "black" ink as opposed to the red ink, which they often operate on in the months preceding Black Friday. Another theory or application of the name is that in a sense it is the exact opposite of Black Tuesday, in that the retail economy booms as opposed to collapsing as it did in 1929 on Black Tuesday.

Have you seen the sales at Acme Inc. for Black Friday? We need to go to bed early on Thanksgiving so we can get up in time to beat the crowds there.

45. (Black Friday) (25↑, 51↓)
The Friday after Thanksgiving when Chinese people and Indian people unite for their equivalent of the Million Man March in front of all the electronics stores.

On the night before Black Friday.... Dad - "Don't forget your fifth prayer tonight, Akshay. We must respect Allah so that we get the coupon for the plasma TV special. Alahem-ahew-akbar." Son - "What does alahem ahew-akbar mean father?" Dad - "That we may be so fortunate as to also get the coupon for free delivery."

46. (Black Friday) (3↑, 30↓)
The day after Thanksgiving where shops get back into the black.

"Black Friday was the same as black monday, I was broke."

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47. (black friday) (11↑, 39↓)
The day after thanksgiving when there's a ton of Christmas sales. Really, this is a stupid time to have "black friday" because you're so upset at your family for making your thanksgiving hell that you get them crap for Christmas and later feel guilty and regret it and have to go out and buy them something else the week before Christmas, when the stores are crowded with other people doing the exact same thing.

"Aw, shoot, I got my aunt this ugly hair net for Christmas on Black Friday because she let her dog steal my turkey, but yesterday she sent me an early Christmas present so I feel bad. Back to the mall again... *sigh*"

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48. (Black Friday) (2↑, 31↓)
The friday immediately following thanksgiving. Some spots can be hellish, like Target, Walmart, Walmart, Kohls, or any other major store chain. Some people get this idea of camping out in their car in a store parking lot so they can be the first into the store when opens pathetically early like 4am or so. It's not too weird to hear to ladies fighting over a toy.

I just watched these two women fighting over a copy of a stupid video game during the black friday sale

49. (black friday) (17↑, 124↓)
The day after Thanksgiving otherwise known as [Black Friday]; when everyone is trying to save a dollar on some Christmas presents. They think they are saving money but definately not that much, enough to make everybody name the day (black friday implying the most of the race)

Black Ladie 1-"I'm bout to go out da house at bout 6:00 Toys R' Us got dat gameboy for 15.00 but Target got it fo 12.00" Black Ladie 2-"Dam Dats what I call a m'f-n deal\! So dats why they call it Black Friday\!"

50. (black friday) (25↑, 138↓)
The busiest shopping day of the year, the day after Thanksgiving, so named because of the large influx of African Americans shopping for bargains at Wal-mart and Target on that particular day.

Target is having an incredible linens and white sale on black friday.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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